What becomes immediately obvious, when you start apartment hunting, is that there are no apartments.
“In my first two years of the food cart, people said that I’d reached the American dream. But I didn’t know what that was so I Googled it.”
Americans’ biggest expenses are the ones to cut back on: housing, transportation, and food.
I think Mother’s Day is *weird* and I don’t know how to celebrate it except as a daughter.
Choice quote: “This is a bathroom and a home office.” Very efficient.
two of the giants of our age, Portland, OR, and Uber, duking it out for dominance
A woman opens up the world’s first professional (and platonic) cuddling parlor. It’s in Portland, of course.