Convenient Gadgets at the Convenience Store for Your Convenience

Convenience store gadgets.

Customize Your Shoes for Cheap by Completely Ruining Them

If your shoes have holes in them, they need not be trash. You can fix them. I can help.

I Went Home To Surprise My Parents For Their Wedding Anniversary And All I Got Was Free Dinner And Emotional Fulfillment

We surprised our parents. They bought us dinner.

They May Raise Our Coffee Prices, But They’ll Never Take Our Freedom

Local man fights injustice with open letter.

The Chairman of the Board of Matt Powers Reports to Investors

Looking at the second fiscal quarter of 2012 for Matt Powers.

The American Express Customer Service Representative Who Loved Me

Matt Powers is flattered, but not swayed, by American Express’ advances.

The Oppressive Six Flags Economy

Matt Powers goes to Six Flags, and comes back forever changed.

Spend More Money with Your Gluten-Free Lifestyle

Life without gluten is not all fun and games.

The Almost Free Cruise That Almost Was

Last night I got a phone call from an unknown phone number, and because I had 45 minutes before my friend’s storytelling show started, I picked up. An automated voice welcomed me to a political survey. I was about to hang up when the computerized man voice sweetened the deal: “If you answer our 30-second survey, you will receive a free two-night, three-day cruise to the Bahamas courtesy of Caribbean Cruise Lines.”

Places Where I Have Lived: Dirty Floors, Sad Stories, and Shared Dinners

We have all lived in some places. Where have you lived, Matt Powers?