What’s Your Fantasy?

No really what is your fantasy I must know.

Is Sephora a Dream or Our National Nightmare?

I asked many intelligent women and a few men about their experiences at Sephora. There were some strong reactions.

Meatball Math

Always top with shaved Parmesan for office kitchen clout.

Things I’ve Bought My Mom for Her Birthday

• A necklace from Etsy with her birthstone as a charm and my first initial as a charm so we would always be together. I thought that was cute. But it was very short, like a choker, so she doesn’t wear it because shes not in The fucking Craft.

• One million items of clothing and accessories that I thought would be relevant to her, but ended up being too small, too big, wrong color and promptly returned, with the refund returned to me, because she hates when I spend money on her.

• $30 gift card to LOFT (she loves LOFT)

Thoughts When I Know I’ve Screwed Myself, Financially

• I have to check my bank account and like idk if I can do it

Snap Reactions to New Federal Student Loan Rates

1. o no o no

2. i'm still behind by $150 worth of payments

10 Possible Reasons Why My Hot Yoga Studio Didn’t Respond to My Respectful Plea for a Discounted Membership Now That My Groupon For 1 Cheap Month Has Expired

1. Garish neon sports bra distracting, jarring against cool muted raspberry color themes of rest of studio and undulating creamy aurora print of very popular Lululemon tops everyone has.

Alternative Bank of America Email Alerts

Bank of America Alert.