Or, What Prompted Me to Change My Tinder Bio to Simply: Buy me a drink.
Where’d your last hundred bucks go, Michelle Crouch?
Where’d your last hundo go, Katie Loeb?
My AC/DC cover band played a show the night before Halloween. I dressed as an angel, because it amused me to imagine someone in such a costume singing about large testicles, murder and going to hell.
How did you spend your last hundred dollars, Evan?
How’d you spend your last $100, Spenser?
Where’d your last hundo go, Christian Brown?