For each dollar you spend on coffee in a coffeeshop, you get:

1. coffee

2. a place to hang out for awhile (you know, the “third space”)

3. internet (if the place you are isn’t pretentious and terrible)

4. access to an electrical outlet (if the odds are in your favor)

5. smugness (if it’s organic, free trade, and indie)

6. opportunity to find true love (if that’s what you’re looking for)

LAX is getting rid of the pay-to-play joke of an internet connection it has now and will begin to offer free wireless on July 16th.