How an Entry-level Investment Banker Does Money

"The general finance mentality is that you don't spend a lot of money during the week, so during the weekend -- the weekends that they are not working -- they like to spend a lot. They want to get a girlfriend or just hook up with girls, and it takes money to go out and meet girls."

Matt Levine on Investment Bankers

Matt Levine's most recent "Ask a Banker" column for Planet Money is one of the best things to read right now, and I'm kiiiiind of jealous we couldn't snap him up to do a column for us.