Heidi Moore Says Wall Street Getting Its Reckoning, Let’s Believe Her, Feels Good

Heidi’s articles about The Banks are the only articles about The Banks: “The reaper has come for America’s strongest bank. JP Morgan, the bank that sailed elegantly through the financial crisis with no scratches, just announced its first quarterly loss since 2004 … Consequences, long delayed, are being visited on the financial sector for its abuses, and JP Morgan’s bad quarter is the first really tangible evidence of that.”

Thanks to Heidi Moore Markets Are Now Totally Understandable, I ‘Get’ Them, Piece of Cake

Heidi Moore explains how markets work.

Genius We’re Kind of Obsessed With Gets New Job

Heidi got a new job.

The Right Way to Play Your IPO

Friend and hero Heidi N. Moore has a super easy-to-understand and also cutting analysis of what went wrong on Facebook’s big day (hint: LOTS). There are some fun things to be learned about how IPOs work, which is good, because we’re all going to need to know what to do and what not to do when our own sick startups go public. Step one: Don’t do secret and illegal things. Step two: Do everything Facebook did, but opposite.

Meanwhile in the U.S.

If you’ve been mostly ignoring the news this summer because you’ve been chilling on a boat or relaxing in a treehouse or just decided that you know what life is too short do anything but just take one day at a time and try to get up at a reasonable hour and eat some fruit everyday and drink a glass of water and say hi to your neighbors and maybe smile at a baby every now and then and who has time to really worry about the Larger Problems of the Country and World at Large Anyway, well: Heidi N. Moore has a good little synopsis of Where We’re At and also how ridiculous it is that all anyone can talk about is Syria when there is Domestic Chaos Afoot. (“It would be a treat to see White House aides lobbying as aggressively – and on as many talk shows – for a better food stamp bill, an end to the debt-ceiling drama, or a solution to the senseless sequestration cuts, as it is on what is clearly a useless boondoggle in Syria.”)

Heidi Is Not Impressed

Heidi N. Moore has lots to say—and nothing good—about the fiscal cliff deal (“deal”) passed by the Senate early Tuesday morning: “So, after a day, and week, and year filled with manufactured drama, the US Senate not only failed its only goal – reducing the US deficit – but also built a mountain range out of the molehill of budget talks.”

And if you’re in the mood for more good (“good”) news, her piece about the longterm unemployed and how a real deal likely wouldn’t help them anyway is a doozy (“The predicament of the long-term unemployed only has a passing relationship to the fiscal cliff. There happens to be no one in the government who can put their hand up and protect the unemployed”).

What Percent of the Country is Unemployed? And Why Is This So Complicated?

What do all the numbers meaaan.

Heidi Moore Continues to Be Great at Analogy, Everything

"Wall Street is not so much like a haunted Victorian mansion as a quiet, creeping fungus right where you live: it grows fast and takes root everywhere, silently."

Ben Says Fiscal Cliff, Paul Says Austerity Bomb, Heidi Explains All

Heidi N. Moore has a delicious translation of Speaker Boehner’s letter to Pres. Obama about THE FISCAL CLIFF, and you should definitely read it. (“We’ve been pretty clear that we don’t want to raise taxes on people making more than $250,000 a year – but if we absolutely have to, then we insist on cutting government spending on programs like social security and Medicare.”)

If this sarcasm piques your interest in the cliff and now you’re like, oh maybe I should read about that I guess, MAY I SUGGEST this thread in which Heidi and her Guardian pal Dominic Rushe answer reader questions about the fiscal cliff. Their responses are extremely readable and understandable.

FOR EXAMPLE, Heidi answered the question, “Why is it called a cliff?” super simply (TO SCARE YOU), and then explained the whole mess in four short paragraphs.

“There’s no good reason that it’s called a cliff! The phrase was invented by Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke in February and everyone stuck with it.

How Does a Made-Up Rate Hurt People I Don’t Understandddddd (Heidi N. Moore Explains)

If LIBOR makes your head hurt, this Marketplace report by hero and scholar Heidi N. Moore might make it hurt a little less (maybe). It’s a real-life example of a real-life town who lost real-life money because of a made-up rate!  You can read the transcript, but really you should just listen to it because it’s five minutes, there are pool sounds, and Heidi Moore’s voice will seep into your mind and make you understand all things (proven).