We Are Not Spa People

Meaghan: I am getting a PRENATAL MASSAGE today, OMG.

Recent Vanity Purchases, Considered

Looking this good doesn't come cheap.

WWYD: The Bad Haircut

Last weekend I got a really bad haircut—waaay shorter and a totally different shape than the stylist and I had discussed.

The Hair Cowboy

I had only gotten a couple blocks away from the Starbucks when a man emerged from the shadows, and, I am not kidding, said, "Do you need a haircut?" It was as if he'd been summoned out of thin air by my thoughts and the god of personal upkeep. He was African American, about six feet tall, wearing skin tight jeans, cowboy boots, a purple vest, and a snakeskin cowboy hat. A snakeskin cowboy hat.

Monday Check-In

Good morning! Let's check in and see how we did this weekend.

Here’s The Thing About Free Haircuts

1. They aren't actually free.