Unlimited Drinks at Brunch Are Illegal, Endangered

According to Eater, The New York City Hospitality Alliance has issued a press release reminding everyone that bottomless drinks at brunch are illegal. Thanks, guys

Friday Estimate

What are your estimations?

How to Go to Brunch With Friends And Only Order Coffee And Not Make Anyone Uncomfortable

DO Say you’re fasting, because of god

Say you ate breakfast and you plan to eat lunch, so brunch just doesn’t make sense for your lifestyle

Say you never consume food with people you hate

Start downing those little splenda packets until everyone gets too weirded out to say anything to you

Explain that you are actually drinking a complete Irish breakfast, complete with a side order of hash browns, liquified and put in a coffee mug at your request

Declare your table a sovereign nation and claim diplomatic immunity from brunch as foreign emissary brokering a peace treaty with this mug of coffee

Say you have a stomach bug


DON’T Say you can’t afford more—what are you a monster

Are You Pro-Brunch?

The weekend is nearly here, and I have received multiple brunch invitations.

Tuesday Check-In

How were your weekends?

My Last Hundred Bucks: Brunch, Bacon, and a Busker

100! It is a lot of money, and yet, it is also not a lot of money at all. Where did your last hundred bucks go, Miranda Popkey?