You find an envelop full of cash on the floor of a bar. What would you do with it?
In which I replace wanton credit-card spending with ice cream.
Ask a money challenged person about your money challenges!
I need to get some new stationary. I’ll put that on the to-do list (I don’t have a to-do list).
I know I have a drinking problem because my bank account has a drinking problem. It’s there in black-n-white. I try not to look at it, always declining to print a paper receipt because it’s quite, well, sobering.