"On busy nights I don’t stop moving for about five hours. The next two to three are spent doing restock and cleaning up. I walk out the door with cash in my pocket."

Ask a money challenged person about your money challenges!

You find an envelop full of cash on the floor of a bar. What would you do with it?

I need to get some new stationary. I'll put that on the to-do list (I don't have a to-do list).

In which I replace wanton credit-card spending with ice cream.

I know I have a drinking problem because my bank account has a drinking problem. It's there in black-n-white. I try not to look at it, always declining to print a paper receipt because it's quite, well, sobering.