The Doggie Daycare Day Job

While earning what I’ve calculated to be $1.67 an hour for my creativity, I also worked at dog daycare, where my roommate, a fellow employee, had secured me an interview. There, I made $10 an hour to mop up pee.

From Fetish Parties to Farmer’s Markets: On Graduating Into A Recession

I worked the coat check at fetish parties, escorted women home from their plastic surgery appointments on the Upper East Side, babysat, dogsat, and cleaned out apartments belonging to hoarders.

Interview With Dina Gachman, Author Of ‘BROKENOMICS’

Being broke isn’t always hilarious, obviously, often it’s terrifying, but I do think you have to step back and try and gain some sort of perspective about the things you’re experiencing, and knowing when to laugh is crucial.

“Working Has Become More Expensive”

If you don’t need to work to live, why work?

Every Job I’ve Had: Indoor Bouncy House, Defense Contractor, Traveling Nerd

Two years in and I’ve succeeded in my one and only goal: to not send any inappropriately adorable otter videos to my clients.

Oyster Pirate, Cruise Director: Match the Writer to the Wacky Day Job!

My Life as a Magnolia Bakery Cupcake Bouncer

I was the first line of defense. Me. I was the gatekeeper and I was the key master.

More Work Poetry!

From Night Shift Obit-Writer to Corporate Monkey: An HR Exec Reflects

The breakfast interview is akin to going to the dentist’s office: you have something in your mouth while the person in front of you asks important questions.

My Worst Day Jobs: I Almost Sold Sex Toys and Might Have Worked for an Arms Dealer