1. Decide to go to Las Vegas. Don’t base this decision on careful planning and saving, but on the fact that your little sister has a bomb-ass job that results in her getting you a free hotel room at Mandalay Bay for three nights ($0!).

An agency in Tasmania wants gamblers to be forced to stand while gambling, because if you get tired of standing while gambling and have to take a break, maybe you won't develop a gambling problem. It's so silly, it just might work.