Is This Real Life?

I can't, you guys. I just. Can't.

Beautiful People Can Travel for Free

"Who needs money, beautiful people travel for free!" That's the insane tagline for this insane website that is supposed to set up wealthy people with beautiful traveling companions ... meaning wealthy men with beautiful women from the looks of things.
Choose your own adventure: You have an iPod nano that you want to use as a watch.

Pay Someone to Terrify Your Kids on Their Birthdays

Apparently, children in the U.K. like to be stalked by sinister clowns for their birthdays.