Government Works! Only 8 Weeks After Mailing in My Broken MetroCard I Got a New One

As a lesbian, I carry my keys on a carabiner in my right pocket. That way I can look cool and theoretically defend myself quickly (my rape whistle is on my keys, duh). In this same vein of thought, I don’t like to carry my MetroCard in my wallet because I don’t want to pull it out every time I get on the subway. Because thieves are clamoring for my wallet. So I generally carry it in my jacket or my back pocket.

The problem with this is that my keys poked a little hole in my MetroCard and eventually it stopped working. I found this out right after I had loaded $50 on it, and my train was rapidly approaching the station. The unhelpful little guy in the box tried it a few times and then shoved some paperwork in my hands with my still unusable card, so I had missed my train AND had to buy a new one. Nu uh, city government, you ain’t getting away with this!

So I just filled out the paperwork with my address the approximate amount on the card and why it wasn’t working. Also it’s free to send it!

I had almost completely forgotten about it and dismissed it as just more paperwork lost in the NYC municipal shuffle, but I checked my mail today and viola! A brand new card with 45 bucks on it!

 

Lib Tietjen lives in and knows everything about Brooklyn.

What Do Those Lights Mean Does Anyone Know

Those lights on top of cabs in NYC that mean nothing right now (to me, others) are getting changed to just “ON” or “OFF” so that you will know—quite clearly!—whether the cab is “ON” or “OFF.” Helpful! But don’t get any ideas taxis are terrible take the bus what are you thinking.

Scamming Scammers and the Scammers Who Are Scammers

Renting a car sure is fun.

The Market Voted to Stick With Fossil Fuels THANKS

Toyota has killed the electric car. They’ve cancelled plans for a big launch of The eQ, their second electric car, “citing a drastic misreading of the market and capabilities of electric vehicles.”  Toyota expected to sell several thousand of the eQ—instead, they’ll produce just 100. Good thing the market is never wrong. We deserve what we get.

Have a Swipe Give a Swipe Need a Swipe Take a Swipe

A group called Swipe Back! is encouraging unlimited metrocard users to swipe people into the subway on their way out to boycott fare increases.

A lot of people with ulimited metrocards already swipe strangers in every day because it’s a Good and Nice Thing To Do that costs $0 and is totally legal (it’s only illegal if you charge money for a swipe).

I do wish there was an easier way to show that you’re willing to do it, though. Swipe Back! has made buttons, but I was thinking more like a very long bright blue curly ribbon attached to your card. A party hat. A golden scarf. A secret hand signal. A tiny turtle pin on your lapel. Purple shoes. Patting your head and rubbing your belly simultaneously while exiting the subway. Or the old standby, trying to make eye contact with people loitering by the exits, in hopes they pick up on what I’m putting down and … ask me to swipe them in. (This has worked one time.)

How Not To Get a Refund (Or At Least, Any Sympathy)

A flight turns ugly.

A Car Passed Down, A Father Pays it Forward

"My parents gave me a car, but it's not like that. Really."

Dash Cam Vidz

Many drivers in Russia have cameras on their dashboards to help them with insurance claims if/WHEN they get in accidents or if someone jumps in front of their car (a thing that happens!). A happy side effect is dash cam videos on YouTube, and Robert Krulwich has found a great/terrfiying supercut which is kind of fun to watch but also kind of terrifying especially if you’ve ever been in a car accident (ahem).

In the U.S. the cams are mainly used in police cars (for their protection and ours), but at least one insurance company gives them to families with teen drivers (for their protection and ours).

A Brief History of Getting Stuff from One Place to Another

How do we get all our stuff?

Love My Ride, But Wife Says It Has to Go

Yesterday on portland.craigslist.org, one hundred and sixty-five of the "by owner" car ads contained the word "wife."