One Weird Trick Whenever You Rent a Car

A few weeks ago, after enjoying a lovely dinner on the first night of our Hawaiian vacation, my wife and I returned to the restaurant parking lot and opened the doors of our rental car. The light inside the vehicle turned on, and less than a second later, my wife started screaming.

Let’s Sell Some Shit To These Millennials

Welcome, everyone, and thanks for choosing Market 2 Millennials Co. I’m thrilled to be working with you all from Hardwick Sandwich Bags.

The Awl Podcast: Uber

The Awl on Uber.

The Trump Fantasy

Excerpt from a haircut I got in my hometown right before I moved to New York City.

The WhatsApp Pump-and-Dump

Earlier today, I got this message through WhatsApp.

Watermelon Pops

We love popsicles.

Beyond Meat

“I can’t for the life of me figure out why anyone would want to eat this stuff.”

Syrup the Fruit

Typically, jarred sauces like jams, preserves, and marmalades are made at the end of the harvest season, in the fall, in an attempt to secure the glut of perishable items for the hard winter ahead. Though we have barely begun the warm-eating season, springtime is actually a good candidate for sauce-making as well, because the produce of the springtime is so short-lived and delicate.

Friedan’s Village

The Things Your Children Know About You