More Fun Ways to Make Money Until You Get Caught

Don't do this stuff. Or do, but don't get caught.

1. Roasting human fetuses, covering them in gold leaf, selling them for $6,500 2. Smuggling the fetuses into Taiwan and selling them for $40,000 3. Buying one of the fetuses, as everyone knows that charred, gold-leafed fetuses bring riches and luck :(

