Questionable Mailer Sent By Bank

I've received this letter in the mail a few times already, and sorry, but the question of "Can you afford a new home?" is kind of an important one. Plus: "You can now buy a new home with as little as 3.5% down"—hah!

You Are Overreacting

Woahwoahwoahwoah woah woahhhhhhhh. Woah. Let’s not do something we’re going to regret now, Sprint.