Or, What Prompted Me to Change My Tinder Bio to Simply: Buy me a drink.
Lunch at Mr. Lucky’s in the Hard Rock Hotel. They may have called the turkey burger “Free Bird,” but it cost $15.
How’d you spend your last $100, Lauren?
How did you spend your last $100, Amanda?
Where’d your last hundo go, Mitchell Sunderland?
Where’d your last hundo go, Kelly Maxwell?
Where’d your last hundred bucks go, Michelle Crouch?
Where’d your last hundo go, Katie Loeb?
I took out one hundred dollars in cash on Black Wednesday and didn’t spend it. Then I decided to go full-on hermit (and straight-edge!) for finals, making it easy to keep track of where the cash went (which, let’s face it, I was stressed so my spending was focused on eating).
Where’d your last hundred bucks go, Briana Wucinski?
My AC/DC cover band played a show the night before Halloween. I dressed as an angel, because it amused me to imagine someone in such a costume singing about large testicles, murder and going to hell.
How did you spend your last hundred dollars, Evan?