Brandon Stanton from Humans of New York always captures such good moments with the people he photographs:
“My sister taught me how to ask for money from my parents.” “Oh yeah? How’s that?” “First you give them a compliment. Then you talk about your day. Then you tell them about your grades. Then you ask for money.”
My strategy is to wait until the situation is dire dire dire and then call and be desperate and hem and haw and be really quiet on the phone until one of my parents reads my mind. Then I apologize profusely. (Her tactic is better.)
Cannot not click through to any article that tells you how to be the best you based on other people who are the best them. This list from the Guardian of six ways to emulate history’s best creative minds, includes two especially attractive tips: “take lots of walks” and “practice strategic substance abuse.” Another tip is to have a day job. Which is interesting, since most creative people I know have one goal: To be able to quit their day job. They use Kafka as an example of it working out. His miserable insurance job? Actually gave him structure to write, the story goes.
If you’ve ever watched television in the airport and wondered what it would be like to type all that dialogue plus the occasional [MUSIC PLAYS] or [SUSTAINED LAUGHTER] into the closed captioning service, today is your lucky day. Matt Seidel does freelance work for a captioning and transcription company and has written about it for The Morning News.
He does everything from conference calls to MOOCs to documentaries, but movies are his favorite:
More than other types of transcription work, movie captioning allows me to cultivate my own voice. I feel most creatively fulfilled filling in nonverbal sound effects. Any hack can nail an off-screen [DOORBELL], but it takes an artist to convey the full range of the human emotional experience. My signature is the multiple descriptor. I like [GASPS AND BLUBBERS] over colorless [SOBS], [GURGLING CATERWAULING] over tepid [WAILS], and [CACKLING GIBBERISH] over jejune [UNINTELLIGIBLE], a tag for which we have a shortcut key. I feel these florid touches set me apart from the horde of doorbell-catalogers I call colleagues.
And then there is that most enticing creative challenge, the love scene. Call me old-fashioned, but I’m a [MOANS] guy. However, depending on the mood and the character, I can be persuaded to throw in a [GRUNTS] or a [GROANS] in exigent circumstances. And I confess that, just once, I added a gratuitous [ULLULATES]. (In my defense, I had just done several episodes of Xena: Warrior Princess.) Generally, however, one should exercise maximum restraint. As such, I usually let the thunderous conclusions of love scenes pass without comment, with the exception of one tussle so histrionic that to deny its participants a [JOINT CLIMAXES] seemed downright petty.
This book is one of the most expensive available on Amazon in Kindle version. It does not exist on paper version. It caters to the richest people. Those who can buy it without flinching. It is not for the poor, stingy, or for those who count their money.
Therefore, please do not buy this book if you do not have enough money on your bank account. If you are not wealthy but think you can read this book and ask for a refund afterwards, give up immediately, you are not the readership target.
Any unusual thing is expensive! This is the law of supply and demand. Only a privileged few can buy and read this book. The others: go your way. Many free books are available for your long winter evenings. However, if you have a lot of money, and if the price of this book does not disturb you more than that, welcome and good reading.
Of course my first instinct when I saw this was to gchat Mike Dang about it, to which he said: