Business News Daily reports how much a Facebook “LIKE” is worth to your brand ($174.17 in totally imaginary money, apparently), which is kind of an interesting question, but I’m MORE interested in the fact that BND has chosen not to distinguish between “like/enjoy” and “LIKE IN QUOTATION MARKS OR ALL CAPS OR SOMETHING/to push a thumbs up button on Facebook,” rendering the piece COMPLETELY UNREADABLE.

An Australian man playing at a new hobby—gold prospecting—found a really big piece of gold. It looks kind of like Africa. It is worth $300,000. What are your hobbies? I like to read. That is fun for me.