Since Living Alone

The only person who might interrupt my thoughts is me.

Drinking Alone

The last few years have seen no shortage of requiems written for the dive bar, or simply the kind of place that you might pass by without thinking much of it, but feel some sense of loss when you hear it’s closing up.

In the Nine-Nine with Stephanie Beatriz

‘Brooklyn Nine-Nine‘s’ third season began this Sunday with it poised to potentially contain the most change that the show has seen in some time, with both professional and romantic shifts mixing up the increasingly comfortable, affable vibe that the series has carefully cultivated.

Don’t Quit Your Day Job

It was the end of something, and the beginning of something else—a creative middle class that seemed, for a hot minute, totally accessible.

One Weird Trick Whenever You Rent a Car

A few weeks ago, after enjoying a lovely dinner on the first night of our Hawaiian vacation, my wife and I returned to the restaurant parking lot and opened the doors of our rental car. The light inside the vehicle turned on, and less than a second later, my wife started screaming.

One Big Question: What Do You Want People To Say About You After You’ve Left The Room?

Let’s just be honest with ourselves: of course people gossip about us.

Let’s Sell Some Shit To These Millennials

Welcome, everyone, and thanks for choosing Market 2 Millennials Co. I’m thrilled to be working with you all from Hardwick Sandwich Bags.

The Best Time I Stopped Wearing Tight Clothing

By far the worst phenomenon of the last decade has been “skinny jeans,” designed by a male sadist, miniature pairs tested on dead lab rats.

Welcome to the Block Party

“Ad-blocker is brutal for us.”

The Awl Podcast: Uber

The Awl on Uber.