Last Hundred Bucks
Or, What Prompted Me to Change My Tinder Bio to Simply: Buy me a drink.
$23.95: audiobook version of John Waters’ Carsick because I needed something to listen while flying LA to Chicago. (Hey, that sounds like a Sade song). Audiobooks are expensive but my eyes need a rest sometimes. I had to save them for my own reading at Women and Children First Books.
$4: six-pack of bottled water for hotel room and two Clif Bars
$18.38: shared Uber to Wicker Park from Hyatt Regency O’Hare and back.
$22.92 canvas Doc Martens, $50 minus the friend discount.
Lunch at Mr. Lucky’s in the Hard Rock Hotel. They may have called the turkey burger “Free Bird,” but it cost $15.
How did you spend your last $100, Katrina?
• $46, gas. Having a boyfriend, even one who lives ten minutes away, really jacks up how much gas my car needs. Who knew being in a relationship meant going on dates, to places that are not my house, to which I have to drive?
• $15, tip for massage. A manager bought my team Thai massages. I’ve never been so happy to have someone dig a pointy elbow into my shoulder before.
How’d you spend your last $100, Lauren?
How’d you spend your last $100, Liz?
How did you spend your last $100, Amanda?
Where’d your last hundo go, Mitchell Sunderland?