Last Hundred Bucks
Yesterday I went hiking two hours away from my home. Upon arrival, I realized I left my debit card in the pocket of my jeans, which I had left behind. I don’t listen to my father’s sound advice, so I had a mere $2 cash on me, as well as a book of checks featuring panda bears.
Where’d your last hundo go, Pearl Higgins?
How did you spend your last hundred bucks, Audrey Senna?
Where’d your last hundo go, Sarah Todd?
$7.10: Library fines. Thanks a lot Joan Didion.
Where’d you spend your last hundo, Allegra Ringo?
Where’d your last hundo go, Ryan O’Connell?
How did you spend your last $100, Rebecca Rindler?
$4.75, ATM fee for cash withdrawal and mango juice at a bodega in Philadelphia.