Now, for $9.99, you can have glitter sent directly to your enemies.
It’s time. If you are ready, willing, and prepared, please drop into the comment box the answers to these questions.
DON’T buy on impulse. DO wear a funny hat.
Omg. This would be better if it were actually nice beer. “Happy Birthday, to show how much I value you, here’s a cup of piss water!” NEVERTHELESS. If you don’t have to print out the coupon, I support it.