Mika Brzezinski is an MSNBC news personality with the hair, BMI, and poise of Claire Underwood. Yet she relates to those of us who have struggled a bit with our confidence levels in the professional arena.
Kris Straub is the cartoonist behind “Chainsawsuit,” and is also known for “Broodhollow” and “Candle Cove” as well as his podcast “Morning Rush with Kris and Mikey.” I once beat him at a game of “Cards Against Humanity.” His comic art is both sensitive and extremely on-point; you might have seen his “All Lives Matter” comic, which—you know what, just click the link, it’s hard to describe a comic in paragraph form.
“I was working full time at a clothing factory lifting boxes, but the company closed down and I was out of a job. Then I was walking by Times Square one day and saw the dressed-up characters. I asked one of them about the job, went out and bought an outfit, and I’ve been here for six months.”
Some high-end salespeople will be courteous even if you’re in sweatpants, but don’t count on it.
“I’m not a celebrity, I’m a worker. I’ve always worked.”
I wasn’t someone who was addicted to shopping or addicted to spending. I just was really bad at managing money. I never had a budget, I never knew how much was in my account at any given time, and I didn’t build any credit.
From this point forward, I can only buy products printed with the words “This Sick Beat” directly from the Taylor Swift merchandising empire.
People who can afford sushi and other sources of aquatic lean protein appear to be paying the price with a buildup of heavy metals in their bodies.
Alakija’s networth is estimated to be about 300 million dollars more than Winfrey’s and that gap is pretty hefty. Forlounsho’s immense wealth can be attributed to her high-end label, Supreme Stitches, and her oil-exploration license.
Want to know more? I did! According to Time:
The 62-year-old started her career as a secretary at the erstwhile Merchant Bank of Nigeria, but moved to England in the early 1980s to study fashion design. She then returned to her native country and set up a high-end label called Supreme Stitches.
Although she amassed some wealth from the label, a significant proportion of Alakija’s fortune comes from an oil-exploration license granted to her company Famfa Ltd. in 1993. The 617,000-acre oil block would go on to become the highly lucrative OML 127, in which Alakija’s family retains a 60% stake.
Today, Forbes puts Alakija’s net worth at $2.5 billion, making her one of the richest people in Africa, alongside Angola’s Isabel dos Santos.* (Note: of the top 10 richest people in Africa, 9/10 are male and 7/10 look like they’d fit right in at St. Andrews.) That doesn’t seem to exceed the spending power of Lady O, though, whose fortune Forbes estimates at $3 billion. Hm. I guess Oprah caught up fast? Never underestimate a woman who gives away cars for fun.
Forbes also mentions that Alakija is one of 52 children. And you thought you were scrunched up in the backseat of your parents’ car!