On Hold Forever
I am on hold. Are you on hold? The hold music, it plays and it plays. I am on hold because somehow — how?? — I bought two sets of plane tickets. According to one itinerary, the fella, baby, and I leave tonight and return Monday, and according to the other we leave tomorrow morning and return Tuesday. (Where are we going? Rebecca’s wedding, of course!)
- Neither itinerary was super expensive;
- JetBlue is my favorite airline, so surely they’ll help me, right? I mean, free snacks, free drinks, free bag check, free cable … You don’t get much better than that these days. I LOVE YOU PLEASE HELP ME PLEASE;
- Nothing will be worse than the time we had to throw away all our stuff in the Vilnius, Lithuania Airport.