Job of the Day: Public Librarian
via Maud Newton’s tumblr, A Day in the Life of my Librarian Friend:
Difficult Patron: Can I come back into the library?
Public Librarian: Well, the last time you were in here you said you hoped that someone would shoot me in the head
DP: I was feeling bad that day
PL: You are drinking a beer right now
DP: I was nervous about this conversation
Librarians are doing God’s work. I don’t even believe in God but I mean that.