The Fantasy Administrative Assistant Game

This quest begins when Your Superior walks up to your desk anytime between 4:30 and 5:01 pm. He will ask you to print out eleven reports double-sided black and white, bind them in three-ring binders that have “those transparent slide-y things on the cover” and print out color cover sheets on card stock paper. There’s a timer on this quest. You’ll need to finish this by 2:45 pm the next day. AlI characters will tell you different times so you should record this in your Quest Journal for later reference.

If you are a nerd, or an administrative assistant, you may enjoy this McSweeney’s piece.

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sea ermine (#122)

ahahaha this is so brilliant. I’m going to email this to my mom, as we’re both administrative assistants.

ThatJenn (#916)

Awesome. Being both a nerd and a former admin/executive assistant, I’ve been working with a friend on a text-based adventure set in an office, and this is inspiring me to finish it.

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