Professional and Financial Advice from This Month’s Horoscope

Famed astrologist Susan Miller is my career counselor and financial advisor:

• “Your boss may pay for media lessons, or you may sign up for them yourself as a legal tax deduction (check with your accountant to be sure).”

• “You may sell a book idea or a screenplay in the coming months, or you may get a chance to host a TV show.”

• “If you have an idea for a cell phone app, you have the best year in twelve years to hire an app developer to help you.”

• “If you are an actor, you may need to learn new dialects or languages from an acting coach, and if so, you will enthusiastically say, ‘Bring it on!’”

• “If you have been thinking of updating your Facebook or Twitter page, do so this month, and reveal it on July 21.”

• “After July 13, you should be able to get a better grip on your finances.”

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11 Comments / Post A Comment

Mike Dang (#2)

Okay, so the funny thing to me is that Logan and I have the same astrology sign and we are like, opposites in real life.

Bill Fostex (#573)

@Mike Dang That’s such a Taurus thing to say. What’s your rising sign?

Because I always plan my Twitter and Facebook updates three weeks in advance.

…oh shit but after I update it how am I supposed to reveal it to people? Telegram? Skywriting?

Social media is hard you guys!

Really I just hope the programmer I get to do my cell phone is app is as good as the guy I hired in 2001.

Bill Fostex (#573)

@stuffisthings On July 21 I will reveal my greatest Billfold comment ever.

@stuffisthings I thought that maybe meant you’d update your profile picture/twitter background or something? Still, yeah, I totallyyy plan those ahead of time.

takaba (#2,936)

@stuffisthings I was going to comment about that line but you’ve far far outwon me here before I even started. Perhaps I should have checked my forecast this morning (which in a TWIST, is also Logan/Mike’s)

heavyrotation (#4,261)

I once drunkenly confessed to a friend that Susan Miller had advised it was not a good time to look for love, and she died laughing. Thankfully not meanly, she just had never had someone actually admit they read her too.

Aquarii 4 lyfe?

readyornot (#816)

delightful exchange about how astrology is viewed in the workplace in LA v. NY

planforamiracle (#4,034)

Logan, you’re Taurus too!?

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