“‘Yeah, it’s all meta and referential and everything,’ Myers said. ‘I feel for those guys in the 19th century. They didn’t have any thing to play off of.‘”
I will not order a cocktail if it has a dumb name. I will pick anything other than the cocktail with a dumb name. If it can’t be avoided, I will point to it. “This one,” I’ll say. Or “the gin one.” Won’t say the dumb name. “I’ll take the Razz-Ma-Tazz.” No. Not doing it. This article is delightful though. Very soothing. Or I imagine it would be. I’m kind of hungover so it made me queesy and I couldn’t finish it. But definitely will later. And I thought you should know about it. Artisanal cocktails need to be bought. This will make you want to buy one. Economic stimulus. Doing my part for the economy.