My Last Hundred Bucks: What Happens When You Misplace Your Debit Card

Yesterday I went hiking two hours away from my home. Upon arrival, I realized I left my debit card in the pocket of my jeans, which I had left behind. I don’t listen to my father’s sound advice, so I had a mere $2 cash on me, as well as a book of checks featuring panda bears.

$2: Two large Poland Springs water bottles on sale 2 for $2. Quikcheck made it very clear that they would not accept a $2 check, the existence or non-existence of adorable panda bears made no difference to this policy, though I did fight the fight no matter how weak the basis of my argument. I am a true American. In the end, my only $2 was spent early in the day in the name of hydration.

$0: $30 of gas. This should be listed as -$15, but I did not have $15.

~$5: Starbucks Venti Iced Skinny Caramel Macchiato. I did not have a debit card, but I did have Starbucks dollars via the Starbucks app on my iPhone.

~$4: Starbucks Tall White Chocolate Mocha. This second Starbucks drink was bought for the friend who accompanied me on the trip, as a “please forgive me that you must end up being my Sugar Daddy for the day” drink. Separately listed because it was a separate transaction, my Starbucks points are important to me. Buying Starbucks is the financial equivalent to lighting money on fire and running through the streets waving it frantically while wearing a wildly caffeinated facial expression, so I win where I can.

$0: Hiking Day pass costs $10. I apologized profusely and made grand promises of future friendship favors worth far over the worth of $10. I don’t know why I feel so bad about this (probably because I’m 25 and carrying the amount of money a two-year-old carries in her doll’s change purse).(- $10 friend currency)

$0: Rock climbing guide to New England for an upcoming trip to New Hampshire. (- $24 friend currency)

$0: One Portobello Mushroom Taco & One Shrimp Taco for dinner + tip. I experimented with a wide variety of hot sauces including Blueberry and Cumin’ & Lime. I learned that I have a genuine distaste for all hot sauces.  (- $15 friend currency)

$0: Humbly asked my Mom to borrow $25 when I realized the next morning that my debit card wasn’t in my aforementioned pants pocket by way of checking my pants pocket and coming up empty handed. I spent this $25 on chapstick, tissues, a kombucha, and a cake pop, among other things I no longer recall. (-$25 mom currency)

$25: Wrote Mom a panda check for the borrowed money. Unlike Quikcheck, my mom accepts all forms of currency indiscriminately. Especially when offered to her by her children.

$64: Brought friend debt to $0. Thanks to iPhone bank apps, my will friends now accept checks. Did I mention the pandas?

 

Note: Found the debit card 3 days later, ironically, in my hiking boots that I didn’t end up wearing hiking.

Jessica Beckett also writes at The Penny Ledger. Photo: George Lu

---
---
---
---
---

4 Comments / Post A Comment

bgprincipessa (#699)

This was great. I love the line about your mom.

andnowlights (#2,902)

I was just thinking we hadn’t seen one of these lately! This one was super cute, too.

chic noir (#713)

Starbucks prices are ridiculous. Five bucks for some sugary milk that you’re going to leak out two hours later. I say this as someone who like Starbucks’ vanilla soy lattes.

I would like to know more about where you purchased these crazy sounding tacos please. Cumin’ & Lime hot sauce, yum!

Post a Comment