An Expensive Cup of Coffee
I don’t know why you’d ever want to order this $47.30 coffee drink besides (48 shots of espresso! I can already feel the headache) dying, but here we are.
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Okay, I have bought a two-figure cup of coffee (albeit fancy-ass single-origin coffee brewed in a vac pot) so I can’t get all het up about spending that much money on caffeine. But 48 shots of espresso in an already sugar-packed drink! I fear for that person’s health.
48 shots of espresso?! I’m pretty sure there are more economical ways to commit suicide.
Calling this “a cup of coffee” is like calling Versaille “a house.” I mean, it is, but, but, but.
Isn’t this how Balzac died?
Yeah…50 coffees can kill you.
I paid $6.30 for a mocha yesterday and I was shocked about THAT…