My Last Hundred Bucks: Poof

I took $100 out of the ATM on Sunday. I now have some coins in my wallet. WHERE DID IT GO?!?!!

$20: My share of Cuban food delivery on Sunday. My share was less but I had a twenty and was very happy to have a twenty so I gave it to my friend. Take this money! She was like, I’ll get you change! And I was like, why would you do that just take this money I don’t even care I light money on fire for fun I HAVE FOUR MORE OF THESE.

$6: Individually wrapped packets of “just a handful” of trail mix. Part of a Trader Joe’s trip. I hate the planet and also I wanted to experiment with whether portion control would keep me from eating the whole bag. SO FAR, SO GOOD. I feel like I need to disclose that there are huge chocolate chunks in this trail mix.

$7: Luna Bars.  Same TJ trip. These are to keep in my bag so that I don’t get caught in a I NEED FOOD situation that involves a Pret and $12.

$5: Daffodils. TJ’s. Because, spring (ha it’s January).

$30: The rest of my bill at Trader Joes, none of which is memorable. Oatmeal? Apples? Milk? Hummus? I’m falling asleep. I have no idea. I still have nothing to eat.

$The rest: Vanished. Gone. Ice cream maybe? Coffee? Was it stolen? Did elves take it? Is there a meal I forgot about? Did I actually spend one zillion dollars at Trader Joe’s? MAGIC.

If you can remember where your last $100 went, you should tell me. logan@thebillfold.com

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6 Comments / Post A Comment

probs (#296)

Yeah, more of these, I miss these.

BananaPeel (#1,555)

amazing photo and alt text.

TARDIStime (#1,633)

@BananaPeel <3

KatNotCat (#766)

Trader Joe’s snacks pick my pockets almost every time I go in there.

readyornot (#816)

@KatNotCat TJ’s snacks are the reason grocery bills there are not actually lower, despite the cheaper staples like canned goods, eggs, milk, oils, spices.

Megano! (#124)

Right? Ugh, fucking food why do I have to eat you. WHY DID I EAT ALL THE REESE’S LAST NIGHT AND NOW HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE AGAIN!?

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