What’s a Losing Candidate to Do?

President Obama has won a second term, and Gov. Romney has conceded defeat. The president’s first big task will be addressing the fiscal cliff, and as for Romney? Well, he’ll be okay. Like Tony Blair (who gets paid $4 million a year by JP Morgan Chase to “provide briefings on political trends”) and Al Gore (who is a senior adviser to Google and a member of Apple’s board), he’ll go off and make a bunch of money in finance.

Also, Mr. Romney, if you’re reading this, you are welcome to write for The Billfold. Maybe an “Ask a Rich Person” column, or whatever you want! We’re open to suggestions and viewpoints here.

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j-i-a (#746)

Contributors: Mitt Romney
“My Mormon Bread Secret”
“Rental Histories: A BYU Dorm Room and An Elevator For My Cars”
“My Last Hundred Bucks: I Believe I Dropped 4 Quarters On The Street When I Got Out Of The Town Car The Other Day, That’s What You Mean By Hundred Bucks Right”

sorry sorry sorry couldn’t help it

OllyOlly (#669)

@j-i-a so perfect

EvanDeSimone (#2,101)

@j-i-a I nominate you for The Billfold’s official fake!Mitt Romney. I just straight up chortled.

Megano! (#124)

@j-i-a I would not want to read anything by the REAL Mitt Romney, but FAKE Mitt Romney? Yes.

Jay (#1,708)

Wait, can the Billfold for real actually please do an “Ask A Rich Person” column? I would read the shit out of that.

WaityKatie (#1,696)

Thank Xenu, Mittens can finally start making money now!

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