Quick! Right now if you want to go hang out in the Castro in San Francisco and wear no clothes in public, it will cost you $0. But after a vote today (assuming lawmakers decide to ban public nudity, which it is thought they will!), it will cost $100 the first time you wear no clothes in public and another $100 the second time you wear no clothes in public. The third time you wear no clothes in public, you’ll get charged $500 and spend a year in jail. We are all never nudes now.
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