“Dear Mike: This notice is to inform you that one of your domains is expiring soon. Please act fast and renew the domain as soon as possible. If you do not renew your domain, it will expire and no longer be active, and all your settings as well as nameservers will stop functioning. Details of the domain are provided below. Domain Name: thedailywage.com”
There are others. Let’s allow them to remain a secret.
Previously: The Ballad of Fundsies