Another Place to Put a Golden Girl

It’s called the MedCottage. It’s a hospital room in an prefab shed. You put it in your backyard, if you have a backyard, and then you put your grandma in it. You can visit her if you want or you can just check in on her via the security cameras installed in the place. You can also monitor her vitals on your computer. It costs $125,000 with installation, which is a lot but not as much as a few years in a good assisted living facility. Everyone gets old, did you know that? It’s either that or die young. One or the other. Okay bye.

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Bill Fostex (#573)

I keep my grammama in a cave full of healing crystals and homeopathic tonics, and she wears a magnetite ring for circulation and gets regular Reiki treatments from Steve the Shaman (from Bend), so she’s pretty much set.

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