A Brief Encounter with Suze Orman, Queen of Financial Media

The other day, Suze Orman came into my office to have a meeting with my boss. She ignored the other staff members in the room, walked over to my desk, and said, “Why don’t you shave that beard?”

“o…Oh!” I stammered. “I’ll think about it.”

She gave me a side eye, and slipped into my boss’s office.

A half hour later, she reemerged and began walking out the the door without looking at anyone. She then stepped directly behind me and squeezed my head three times before leaving. This is what I imagine the squeezes meant:

First squeeze: “People first.”
Second squeeze: “Then money.”
Third squeeze: “Then things.”

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7 Comments / Post A Comment

wearitcounts (#772)

wow. that must have been …weird.

First “The Sweater” on The Hairpin yesterday and now this. So many strange things going on in the world.

i love this story!?

swirrlygrrl (#2,398)

Why are boundaries so hard for people?

OllyOlly (#669)

This sounds so mystical.

Our CEO once said that half the things Suze suggests are wrong, and I desperately want to know which half. Is she lying to us all??

City_Dater (#565)

And you didn’t respond, “You’re appearing on national television in THAT jacket?!”

Brucewayne (#6,096)

I am a big fan of Suze Orman. I am pretty sure that she has a lot of followers. She has a unique style of speaking that attracts people. She has been performing well as a financial advisor till date. windows 7 problems !!

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