The Apple of My Eye Is an Actual Apple
Logan: I just had the best apple of my life.
Logan: Such a great apple.
Logan: HOW DID YOU KNOW
Logan: THAT WAS THE EXACT KIND
Mike: I bought a bag this weekend for $9.
Logan: I don’t know how much I paid for mine. They were part of a $57 grocery bill that included these 4 apples, then a bunch of produce that was too pretty not to buy. Cauliflower. Brussel sprouts. Spaghetti squash. Fingerling potatoes.
Mike: I also bought $5 worth of Cortlands. Cortlands are not good.
Logan: Oh such a pretty name though.
Mike: The way I fix bad apples are by simmering them in butter, brown sugar and cinnamon.
Logan: Oh that’s smart.
Logan: You prob know how I do.