So It’s Like an Episode of Seinfeld, Basically
Mike Trapp’s “If Pizza Places Worked Like Wedding Caterers” is PRETTY FANTASTIC. IT STARTS:
“Me: Hey, I’d like to order a pizza.Pizza Place: Great! What would you like on it?
Me: Well, what sort of toppings do you have?
Pizza Place: We have all the toppings. We want this to be your dream pizza!
Me: Okay, how about mushrooms.
Pizza Place: We don’t have mushrooms.
Me: Pepperoni?
Pizza Place: Maybe!”
---
Previously on The Billfold
---
---
---
I’ve never planned a wedding, but I’ve planned plenty of events with caterers. I don’t get it…I’ve heard that costs go up for weddings, but not that they are useless a-holes. I am missing something! Please tell me if this is actually how people treat you!!
@swirrlygrrl They do! Which is why you should just get regular caterers/vendors instead of capital-w Wedding vendors.
@deepomega It’s my goal for if I ever plan a wedding that I will be present for all discussions to make SURE not one person breathes the “W” word or everything will triple in price.
I’m wearing this bridal gown for a BIRTHDAY, dammit!
@TARDIStime if you ever get married read apracticalwedding.com. Even if you are not, it might make your life better.
Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gimiDBAK2wA