Rabbits and Zillionaires: Correlation or Causation?

“According to Hurun, rabbits have dominated the list [of the wealthiest Chinese] almost every year since its inception in 1999.”  That’s The Economist right there, reporting on the news you need to know about rich folks, in this case, rich folks in China. The Hurun Report comes out each year and lists all the wealthiest people in the country plus fun facts about them.

Is massive wealth in your future? Are you a rabbit? (Birth years 1915, 1927, 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999, 2011.) I’m not (duh).

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la_di_da (#1,425)

I am! I would say I’ve above average luck, but…I also have lots of student loans to pay off, so…check back in 10 years? :)

Megano! (#124)

I’m a Tiger so I feel like I SHOULD be rich.

Nick (#1,548)

I’m a Pig, and we all know how those ended up in Animal Farm.

Mike Dang (#2)

@Nick I’m also a pig, and we are the best.

Megano! (#124)

@Mike Dang omg the tiger one kind of sounds like the lyrics to “Be a Man”

wearitcounts (#772)

i am a rat. which is hopefully a more revered animal in eastern culture than it is in america.

(other than in muppets from space, when clearly, rats are superior.)

oiseau (#1,830)

I am a Dragon. A Scorpio Dragon! I am moderately successful.

honey cowl (#1,510)

Damn. Missed it by a year. I am a Dragon which is clearly the reason I make no money at a shitty job.

probs (#296)

I’m a rabbit. Seems I’ve been deprived my due as a lagomorph.

cliuless (#36)

my dad’s a rabbit. i did not grow up wealthy. (i am a horse.)

Brunhilde (#78)

Monkey here. Definitely not rich. Extraordinary at flinging poo, though.

TARDIStime (#1,633)

Piscean Goat up in here Ladies and Gents. People milk me all the time.

Logan, what are you if not a rabbit?

Rabbit and proud.

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