Kim Kardashian’s Best-Selling Water
After taking photos of themselves in front of a giant Kardashian family montage, the adolescents buy one of several items within their price-range; a $20 compact mirror; pencils for a few dollars; or a $10 bottle of water with the Kardashian sisters’ photo on one side.
“Our water sells out all the time,” Kardashian says. “People collect them because each store has a different picture on the bottle.”
That’s amazing.
“It’s really crazy,” she says. “I mean, a water bottle? It’s crazy.” She blinks slowly at the wonder of effortless profiteering.
Even Kim Kardashian thinks it’s crazy that people buy her $10 bottle of regular water with her photo on the label. She does this all on the strength of her brand—not on talent. She doesn’t need to be talented, she says: “Well, a bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he’s talented, but he’s not famous. Do you know what I mean?”
So her fame is based entirely on the fact that she’s smarter than the average circus bear?
@KatNotCat No, she doesn’t admit that she’s smarter—just more famous
@Mike Dang Possibly. But has the bear even tried to utilize Twitter?
That bear comment has somehow hugely improved my opinion of Kim Kardashian
@probs Because she knows it’s pure exploitation? And that somehow makes her an evil genius?
@forget it i quit Right, like she openly acknowledges it. Also, let’s be frank, I’m surprised and impressed that she’s familiar with the concept of a circus bear and would bring it up in conversation.