Dude Who Jumped In Cage With Tiger Actually a Genius
When asked why he jumped a fence and entered a zoo exhibit containing a tiger, David Villalobos responded, “Everybody in life makes choices.”
TRY TO ARGUE WITH THAT. YOU CANNOT ARGUE WITH THAT.
Why do you have so much credit card debt? “Everybody in life makes choices.”
Why are you still living paycheck to paycheck? “Everybody in life makes choices.”
Why did you have to borrow money? “Everybody in life makes choices.”
Why aren’t you planning for your financial future? “Everybody in life makes choices.”
Why have you watched Melancholia 12 times? “Everybody in life makes choices.”
Why did you spend your last $5 on pie? “Everybody in life makes choices.”
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Previously on The Billfold
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A quibble: he didn’t jump the fence – he jumped off the Wild Asia monorail into the tiger enclosure.
Re: choices – also, the more money you have or can access (up to a certain point), the more choices you have.
at some point there needs to be a retrospective of all of logan’s best tags.
@wearitcounts 1. agreed 2. why isn’t “everybody in life makes choices” tagged here – I can definitely see that being used repeatedly 3. I wonder when you go to tag an article if your previously inputted tags come up as suggestions. So that at some point she’ll start to write “two” for something unrelated and “two roads… tiger’s cage” pops up.
@wearitcounts these tags ARE brilliant, but they also lead to huge disapointment when you discover that there are no other articles tagged “tigers” or “Mike Dang is not pregnant” I speak from experience.
@EvanDeSimone oh i know. it was incredibly upsetting to me that there weren’t any other articles tagged “miss u cheese.”
For Logan’s sake I hope the Melancholia one is a joke. That’s so many times!!!
melancholia is life