Comments on: Interview Techniques (As of Yet Unsuccessful)

By: Veronica Mars is smarter than me

Veronica Mars is smarter than me — Thu, 09 Aug 2012 05:23:14 +0000

@Megano! OMG please can we do this (by which I mean: you write it, I enjoy reading it)?

By: Fig. 1

Fig. 1 — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 19:38:32 +0000

@klemay I imagine eating five dozen eggs before an interview would give you a certain je ne sais quoi.

By: cmcm

cmcm — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 13:21:41 +0000

@e My exboyfriend, who is a Very Sweaty Person, insists on taking a taxi and then spending 5 minutes in the freezer aisle of the closest supermarket before interviews.

By: probs

probs — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 03:52:33 +0000

In the unlikely event that I am ever in a position to hire you and you are even vaguely qualified for the position, you should leave “outdoor showers” in your Other Interests section, because anyone who has outdoor showers as an interest knows what the fuck they’re talking about, seriously. Best of luck out there.

By: Megano!

Megano! — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 01:11:49 +0000

@MollyculeTheory omg y’all I kind of want to make Gaston a fake resume now

By: wearitcounts

wearitcounts — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 01:04:06 +0000

@Weasley and be roughly the size of a barge.

By: Weasley

Weasley — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 23:39:41 +0000

@MollyculeTheory

You also need to learn how to spit like Gaston and persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston.

By: e

Tue, 07 Aug 2012 22:56:21 +0000

@e ahh, skulk, not sulk!

By: e

Tue, 07 Aug 2012 22:55:33 +0000

This was lovely, but sad. I hope you find something good soon. As a fellow sweaty person, there’s that part of being sweaty where you feel yourself sweating, and you come inside and you know you are going to be sweaty and the self awareness seems to only accelerate it- once I feel my cheeks flush, I know it’s going to be unstoppable. Also you can’t take your jacket off once the sweat has started, but leaving it on makes a heat vortex!

My only solution is to see if I can leave enough time to sulk in a restroom patting myself down with damp paper towels.

By: Dont Move to Finland

Dont Move to Finland — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 22:07:18 +0000

beautiful and touching