What Do You Mean I Can’t Have It All

But I thought I could have everything I wanted?

I want to have a baby
I want to have three babies
I want to have two babies only
I want to have seven babies
I want to have absolutely no babies ever
I want to be pregnant but never have the baby
I want to have a baby but never be pregnant
I want to have grown children when I’m old but no children when I’m young
I want to own a house
I want to rent forever
I want to live out of suitcase
I want to be vegetarian for the rest of my life
I want to eat some fried chicken
I want to be vegan
I want to buy some new leather shoes
I want to work in an office and wear pencil skirts and silk blouses and high heels
I want to work from home and wear nightgowns all day
I want to take meetings and have an expense account
I want to stay in bed all day
I want to get out and see the world
I want to open a shop
I want to open a cafe
I want to open a bar
I want to do nothing but hang out in shops and cafes and bars
I want to stop spending all my money in shops and cafes and bars
I want to be ambitious and make a ton of money
I want to be lazy and never think about money ever again
I want to get a handle on my credit score
I want to stop paying all my bills and tell my credit score to eat it
I want to only wear black
I want to only wear white
I want to only wear blue
I want to only wear floral prints
I want to get married and be boring
I want to never be married and be single and free
I want to have an open relationship and be modern
I want to kiss everyone
I want to never kiss anyone ever again
I want to eat in restaurants every night
I want to cook and eat all my meals at home
I want to never watch another second of anything ever again
I want to watch TV all of the hours of all of the days
I want to cut all of my hair off
I want to grow my hair really long
I want to ride a bike to the beach
I want to never ride a bike again
I want to workout everyday at dawn
I want to never wakeup before 9 a.m. ever again
I want to live in the city
I want to live in the country
I want to live on the ocean
I want to live in a loft
I want to live in a bungalow
I want to live in a treehouse
I want to have a garden
I want to have a gardener
I want to be a gardener
I want the most important thing in my life to be my career
I want the most important thing in my life to be my family
I want the most important thing in my life to be my friends
I want the most important thing in my life to be a small mammal
I want the most important thing in my life to be a deity
I want the most important thing in my life to be a cause
I want the most important thing in my life to be __________
I want the most important thing in my life to be I don’t know
I want the most important thing in my life to be do you know

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6 Comments / Post A Comment

thank you for so succintly summing up the last six years of my life, pretty much. Especially: “I want to be pregnant but never have the baby. I want to have a baby but never be pregnant”

navigateher (#555)

I want my kid to have siblings. I don’t want to have another baby. I want to be married and single. I want to move to another country. I don’t want to leave my country.

sockhopbop (#764)

I want to be a teacher
I want to be a journalist
I want to get an MFA
I want to live in New York
I want to live in San Francisco
I want to live abroad
I want to live in the middle of the woods
(eesh)

I want not to like this as much as I do.
I want to write for a living.
I want the most important thing in my life to be the most important thing in my life.

DON (#706)

You missed: I want to fuck the gardener

thecoffeestain (#1,483)

@DON Talking about deflowering…

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