Things I Would Do and Not Do For Money

Would do:
Anything? Almost anything? Try me.
Would not do:
Sit for eight hours each day for a year in a pitch black room, no sleeping (thought about it for a minute and nope! I didn’t even know that a phobia sitting in dark rooms alone for extended periods of time was a thing, but I can now report: It is a thing. Not doing it, never doing it, need a Xanax just for thinking about doing it.)
(Jon Cotner sent me this while sitting in a small dark room for free.)
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This sounds like selling my sanity to someone for $1.5 million, which isn’t worth it if I’m too busy drooling on myself to spend it.
I would sit in a dark room by myself if I could sleep.
$1.5 mill for self-imposed solitary 8 hours a day? Yes! It’s only 8 hours a day so my bet would be the other 16 would be enough to keep my sanity.
@forget it i quit Hmm, this doesn’t bode well.