William Goes Shopping for a Cat
It’s important to know exactly what you want before making any major purchase.
To: Logan
From: William
Subject: Stevie BI’m going to the shelter to check out this cat and play a little b-ball with him. I want to see if he can dunk, or at least aspires to.
I could be ok with a cat who can’t do a 360° tomahawk if he’s at least training to get to that level. It would be fun to watch him practice and elevate his game, and if I could help a cat take his shit to the next level, you know, that would feel good. I’d teach him the fundamentals of roundball: two-handed bounce pass, layups, dribbling with both paws, free throws. Zone defense. Cat-to-cat defense. It would be like Hoosiers except with just Dennis Hopper and no Gene Hackman, i.e. a total fiasco.
Best, William
AAAHHH LOOK at his lil under-bite!
This cat is clearly good at basketball. William must get Stevie B immediately.
That is some serious game face.
William, you should get a Maine Coon cat. It’s the nicest breed of house cat and they grow very large.
@chic-noir That’s a good call. I also considered this cat. I hear he’s good from three-point range and has a keen eye for spacing the floor, but with three legs he’s never going to develop NBA-level ball-handling skills, much less get physical in the paint or throw down a monster two-handed jam.