Things to Do That I Haven’t Done
We all have things to do. What do you need to do?
1. Taxes
2. Pay back all manner of people and companies for all manner of things.
3. Inquire to make sure my insurance is still valid if I’m living in New York.
4. Make sure there is nothing important in the pile of papers in the corner of my room.
5. Mail that letter.
6. Backup my computer.
7. Earn some more dollars to facilitate the accomplishment of (2.)
8. Go to my new bank that I signed up for online and show them my passport to prove I’m a human that exists because apparently I’ve “moved too much” for them to verify who I am. I only have 30 days to do this but I think the 30 days started … almost 30 days ago and the bank closes in 30 minutes and I’m going to GO RIGHT NOW have a great night/life/smooches/love you/bye.
my list:
1. taxes (I paid taxes quarterly last year … just not sure if it’s the right amount of taxes)
2. get a new job
3. find a place to volunteer that is relevant to my oh lord this is never going to happen
4. pay my visa (due tomorrow, necessary funds not in appropriate account)
hah your #3 was on my list for forrreevverrrrrrrr. then i actually did it, then it took over my life, then i quit, and now it’s off the list forever. worked for me!
1. Get this horrible-looking infected goose egg on my knee checked out.
2. Meet with the graduate adviser to discuss my increasingly dim future.
3. Turn in rebate form that will make a significant difference in my income.
4. Move out of my apartment. Very soon.
5. Take the dog for a walk.
…I guess I’ll take care of #5 right now.
1. Start calling managed apartment buildings to get on some sort of list for when my lease is up in the fall.
2. Register for grad school classes.
3. Pay off the creditors who were rabidly chasing me when I had no money but have disappeared now that I have money.
4. Return ill-fitting J Crew clothes after arguing my way out of paying $6 to return something that is either defective or the most moronically conceived garment in history.
5. Eat pupusas.