Is This Real Life?

“Please retweet. I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen…. I will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location.”

I can’t, you guys. I just. Can’t. (Warning: There are photos in that link!) [via]

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Mike Dang! You have to tell us when there are pictures!!!

Genghis Khat (#584)

@Nicole@twitter I know, I was doing okay until I saw those and then I wanted to barf.

Mike Dang (#2)

I apologize! I added a photo warning! Also, hopefully it’s a hoax. I am convincing myself that it’s a hoax.

jacqueline (#653)

@Mike Dang It better be a hoax if dude is willing to give up his genitals for about $1,200.

Megano! (#124)

@jacqueline That…does not seem like nearly enough money. Think big! Go for the millionaires! Tell them you’ll only eat oranges for an entire month to prepare them! What makes your genitals better tasting than other peoples’ genitals!?
How did I miss this yesterday though?

Megano! (#124)

AHHH SOMEONE ALREADY DID IT AND PEOPLE PAID
http://aramatheydidnt.livejournal.com/3840555.html

nf (#949)

It’s so sad that they didn’t even taste good in the end.

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