But It’s an Emergency, Mike Dang
Here’s a weather report from inside our office: It’s freezing. So I just asked Mike Dang if I could have one of my credit cards back for a hot second so I could run down to American Apparel and buy myself a sweatsuit. He looked at me like I’d just stuck a dagger in his gut and twisted it. And then he said, “No.”
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i bet mike dang will give you his sweater!
@wearitcounts I offered!
@Mike Dang how did i guess? oh yeah cuz you’re awesome
maybe you guys can heat things up by burning up the credit cards
How to tell if a sweatsuit constitutes an emergency: Will you be naked without it?
#cold offices #friends are friends #make new friends but keep the old one is silver and the other will not give you your credit cards back even if you ask really nicely and have chattering teeth #Mike Dang #sweatshirts
@Holden Cauliflower Seconded. Logan’s tags make everything better.
You should have hugged him for warmth all day in retaliation.
Or you know, put on your jacket if you had one.
Go to a second hand store Logan! :-)