Choose your own adventure: You have an iPod nano that you want to use as a watch. You can either:
A) Buy this nice watch band for $90.
B) Drill four holes in your wrist and implant some magnets.
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Oh nooooo. And I hope he enjoys his time at airports for the rest of time.
Seeing as I’ve paid $80 for two piercings and $95 to get a quarter-sized tattoo (including tips), the body mod route would probably wind up being the lease economical.
Also the most gross, just saying.